Best Facebook and Whatsapp Statuses ever

One of daily tasks of today's generation is changing Whatsapp Status and updating on FB. But it takes a lot of time to think about status which matches our mood and I think we all are bored of regular statuses. So here I am providing a list of some new statuses :
Senti Statuses(in hindi) :

1) Tumne maangi dua hume mile har khushi jab tum hi meri khushi to fir kiun mile naa !
2) Tumne keh to dia yaad karna nahii khwaab me tum bhi aana nahi !
3) jaane mene tumhe koi dhokha dia ya jaane tumhe koi dhokha hua
4) dhundne ko zamaane se wafaa nikla, pta chala leke galat ptaa nikla
5) milega na tujh jeha koi or
6) ik aah to bhari hogii humne naa suni hogi tumne jaate-2 ik awaaz to di hogii
7) tu gal sunda v nae tu rukda vi nae, ve me kinjh tenu smjhavan
8) tu mere to judaa kacchh wargi hawaa childi sahaan nu
9) Tu thodi der hor ther jaa
10) tere jaan daa dard hah badaa
11) tune jo na kahaa me wo suntaa rahaa
12) haath choote to rishte nahi toota karte
13) tasveer dekhta hun roz me tumhari kiya tumko bhi kabhii yun mera khyaal aaya
14) maudat hui hah na yaar ka koi haal aaya
15) tere pyaar me tere bin asa bhi saal aaya
16) jitne bhi khat likhe the shikwe shikayton ke me aaj subh ko tere darwaze daal aaya
17) yaad kiya dil ne kahaan ho tum
18) jaagte-2 ik umar katii ho jasa

Happy Status :

1) tohfa hai tera ye meri adaa
2) ye bandhan hai pyaar ka dekho toote na saajna
3) ye haseen vadiyaan ye khula aasmaan
4) kitni khoobsurat hain aankhein tumhaari banaa dijiye inhe kismat hamaari !